An excess of testosterone

Why do some people think it's a good idea to put a scrotum on the tail end of a really big truck? Someone in my town drives one of those massive, gas guzzling monstrosities. He's got a sign on the side advertising his services as a certified NRA instructor. His big ugly truck has custom rims with little stars on them. Truth be told it hits a little too close to the kind of imagery that one would find with white power hate groups but I somehow think that's not necessarily the case in this instance. The guy who drives it has a big beer gut. Then recently he added the scrotum.

I guess he feels the need to really make it clear that a dude is driving that truck. I hate those plastic ball sacks that morons put on cars. What are they trying to prove? How insecure does a guy have to be to feel the need to wear one on his car? I wish I knew what the thought process was that causes a guy to do that. Unfortunately I suspect there is no thought process. I hate to say it, but I think it's something along the lines of, "Dude, how cool. My car has BALLS!"

Nope. I have no respect for that kind of thinking. I like a man who chooses a car based on his actual needs, as well as the the carbon footprint and who can realistically say, "No, I really don't need a massive SUV or pickup truck. A small car will do what I need it to do just as easily and will consume less gasoline." My husband did that. He bought a purple Honda Fit in 2008. A man who can buy a car like that in purple no less, is a guy who is totally secure in who he is. That is both smart and sexy. My guy had to trade in his ride a few months ago for an automatic. He was so sad that the Fit no longer comes in purple. His new one is blue.